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Footballer's quotes 2

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
David Beckham

The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukrainians will be more European.
Phil Neville

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.
Mitchell Thomas

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
Alan Shearer

I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Thierry Henry.

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus

There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.
Gary Lineker

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones

If you don't concede any goals you'll win more games than you lose.
Wayne Bridge

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian?
Shaun Newton

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