What's that sound?
Heard yesterday from a very funny friend:
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What goes "clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop bang bang bang bang bang bang bang clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop"?
An Amish drive-by shooting.