God and Cat

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third day, God created rubber bands, bits of string, paper clips, balls of foil, and Q-tips (unused) to amuse the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so man could labor while the cat sat around doing nothing at all.

On the fifth day, God created the cat box so the cat might or might not use it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science. Unfortunately, the cat thought being poked and prodded by a stranger was bogus.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but instead He had to clean the cat box.
Submitted by: BodGer
Category: Animals
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