Silly Animal Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

You open the door, push it in, and shut the door!

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

You open the door, take the elephant out, put it in, and shut the door!

You come across a meeting in the jungle, with almost every animal attending. Which animal is not there?

The giraffe, ’cause he’s still in the fridge!

You come across a crocodile-infested river. What do you do?

You swim straight across, ’cause the crocodiles are all at the meeting!
Submitted by: anon
Category: Animals
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