Wal-mart Greeter

A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the word, woman, walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow. As she offers a cart, the Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?

The woman snarls, "No, the oldest one, he's nine, and, the younger one, she's seven. Why, do you think they really look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!!"

Submitted by: johnnye
Category: Children and families
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