New Windows 98 Error Messages

Error 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

Error 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Error 3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Error 4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Error 5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

Error 6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Error 7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Error 8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Error 9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now?(Y/Y)"

Error 10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."

Error 11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".

Error 12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

Error 13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

Error 14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/Y)

Error 15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Error 16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

Error 17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF:Incompetent User.

Error 18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Error 19. WinErr 16547:LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

Error 20. User Error: Replace user.

Error 21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows" found: Remove it?(Y/N)

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