Triffle

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great writer."

When asked to define "great," this is what he said: "I want to write material that the whole world will read, material that people will react to on a truly emotional level, material that will make them scream, cry, wail, and howl in pain, desperation and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages...