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Longer jokes and humour- Quantum theory of socks
- You know you're living in the Millennium when:-
- Another compendium of history
- Children Books that will never be published
- Attainable New Year's Resolutions
- The World's Thinnest Books
- A Modern (Cynical) Fable
- Gender
- Redneck Tips
- The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
- A Guide to Walking Tigers
- Just Fred
- Politically Correct Snow White for the 90s
- People Over 34 Should Be Dead
- Prison vs Full-Time-Job - A Comparative Study
- 100 Reasons It's Better to be a Guy
- Chinese Proverbs - Modern
- McDonald's Soliloquy
- Long Cold Winter
- Guide to the Male Vocabulary
- Thirsty Arab
- The relationship between men and women
- Dark In Here
- Engineers Explained
- Ever Wonder
- Asian Hotel
- King Arthur
- Periodic Elements
- Life Across The USA
- Job Ads Made Easy
- Considerations
- International sex
- How to Address a Politically Correct Business Letter
- Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
- My Dog Named Sex
- Insuarance Forms
- If your family tree doesn't fork
- Kid's answer about Love
- Real answers given on various chat & quiz shows
- UNCLE FRANK
- Bicycles
- A joke my father always liked...
- Mathematical Language
- To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert
- Advice needed
- Overworked - Aussi definition
- Blonde in plane
- Dead Rabbit
- Englishman - Frenchman
- Wedding fighting
- Bee in her pants
- P*ssed up
- Why do men pee standing up?
- New shoes
- The photographer
- Halloween party
- Dont lie to your mother
- A good Irish man
- Woman driver
- Heaven and Hell
- Blonde at school
- Pregnant woman
- Sean Connery interview
- Alex Ferguson
- Muscly Man
- Bad Translations From Places Afar
- Children's Books to Avoid
- Macbeth 95
- A Shorter, Harsher Titanic Movie Script
- The Difference Between Men and Women
- Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
- IBM Virtual Universe Operating System
- Unix man page for GNUecho
- Useful Hawaiian Phrases
- Get Rich Slow
- Experience Great Sex
- Unified Field Theory
- Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord
- The Dr. Seuss Version of the 4 Questions
- Declaration of Independence Reply
- Clarification
- DEC Rainbow User's Guide
- Clarification
- Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
- Attention Bridge Buyers
- You Might be a Child of the 80's If...
- Automobile Tool Definitions
- All Repairs Day
- I'm Glad I'm a ...
- How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity
- Little Red Riding Hood, Updated
- Men's Rules for Women
- Men Vs. Women
- Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network
- Microsoft vs. Department of Justice
- Mom's Brownies
- MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- NASA Press Release
- Unix man page for NCM
- Twelve Steps to Not Thinking
- Quantum Physics
- You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
- Research Paper Glossary
- Morny, Rune-sore-bees
- Chocolate Layer Cake 1040
- The Exam
- Vowels to Bosnia
- McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
- Women's English
- Company Christmas Party Memo
- 36 Signs You Might Be A Yankee
- Office Dares
- Backyard Archaeology
- Look Before You Leap
- BMW Drivers
- Bill Gates meets God
- LA School Math Test
- MasterCard Wedding
- Business liason
- The Parrott
- The hooker
- The Sultan
- Beckham and Fergie
- Lonely Woman
- Man Utd Fans
- Ranch hand wanted...
- Pussy
- 2 Irishmen in a pet shop
- Differences between Men & Women
- The Whitley Estate Olympic Bid
- NOTIFICATION OF COMPULSORY ENLISTMENT
- Dear IT Support Help Desk
- The tracks of my tears...
- Blonde in Louisana
- Stiffy
- Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
- Rough guide to boozing
- Prostitute
- Scouse couple
- Husband Shopping Centre
- Resume fluffs
- Stages of drunkeness
- Politically Correct Snow White for the 90s
- Things to Ponder
- The Frog and The Penis
- The dead frog
- Revenge
- Men and they're BBQ's
- Guide to dating
- An Australian, Irishman & Scouser meet Jesus
- Politically Correct Three Little Pigs
- The Politically Correct Tale of Little Red Riding Hood
- Men's Quiz
- Woman's Revenge
- Engineers Explained
- Paddy and the two arseholes
- The Irish Virgin
- Two men in the desert
- Christmas With Louise
- Veterinary practice
- B.A.R.S. Virus
- Passion for beans
- Sex problems
- The Prize Parrot
- Hell, Beer, Sex, the Devil and...
- The Worlds Best Fighting Dog
- A.T.R
- Three Tortoises
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Hippie and the Nun
- Player
- Englishman,Australian,Frenchman
- The Monkey
- Diary of an Irish Man Living in Canada
- Sex Therapy
- Duck Tales
- US Army offers early retirement
- The Tax Man
- Never fly off the handle when...
- Speeding
- He who drinks Australian...
- Underwear
- Away Gauls
- New Zoo Job
- Air Lingus Flight 101
- Sipping Vodka
- The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police
- Beckam's Postcard home
- The Tables are Turned
- Chinese Torture
- Michael Caine's party
- Preacher's Ass
- Alcohoroscopes
- Women Speak In Estrogen and Men Listen in Testosterone
- Cant get it up
- Fancy Dress Frolics
- Sysadmin resignation letter
- The Pope
- The Zipper
- 1st or 3rd grade?
- Latest Stock Market Report
- Never bet with old ladies
- Why Do Men Die First?
- Life's embarrassing moments
- Police Warning To All Men
- Bus conductor
- Survival weekend
- Mafia's new collector
- EURO English
- Coke vs Water
- Rich Indian
- Extract from the Australian Etiquette Handbook
- Trouble-shooter's guide to alcohol
- Marriage Test
- No Nursing Home for me
- Police warning for Men
- Cheap chicken
- Married life
- Not guilty
- RESUME: George W. Bush
- Idiots of the Year: 2002
- What is your Southern Sign?
- The Farmer
- Sex Education Tips for Women
- Dogs think differently than wise little cats
- Adam and God
- Those were the days
- Golytely
- WC
- Male and Female arithmetic
- Too much scrabble
- Waiter efficiency
- Translation problems
- Biker and Old Lady
- Irish Confession
- Civil Liberties
- A young builder
- Computer gender
- Piano player
- A few top tips
- Primary School Football - The Rules
- The Cave, Do Not Distribute Outside The Organisation.
- Apartment rental
- McDonalds?
- Dear Alcohol
- CyberSex
- French To Walk On The Sun
- Irishman and the shopping bargins
- Worse things in Life
- Don't Fart In Bed
- The Bearhunter
- Sven G.E., Beckham and Millionaire
- The Bible told me so
- Replies Put on Child Support Agency Forms
- His N Hers Diary's
- Men and Women
- Delia's Way -v- The Real Woman's Way
- The Garden
- Why Women arre happier
- Wise old words
- 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule
- 2004 Republican National Convention Schedule
- Good luck Mr. Gorsky
- Solid Gold Urinal
- Letter to Girlfriend
- Boys: Rejoice! Girls: Prepare.
- Irish personal ads
- Hangover ratings
- Poen about Timbuktu
- Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
- Dear Mum and Dad...
- Bush Administration
- Women over 30
- Afghani TV Guide
- How NOT to ask your boss for a pay rise
- The doctor's receptionist
- Embarrassing date
- Dear Diary
- Letter from Human Resources
- Avoiding the Flu
- Advice Needed
- Birthday Not To Forget
- Actual Bumper Stickers
- Mathematical Equations
- The Seamstress
- Farmer John
- Eighteen Bottles of Whiskey
- Open Letter to French Prime Minister
- My Dog, Sex
- An Executive Buys a Mercedes Benz
- Aging with a Smile
- Euro English Unification
- Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
- The Monk's Story
- The Donkey
- EuroEnglish
- Girlfriend 7.0
- La Boite Bleue
- The Barber
- Enchanted Snake
- World Ideologies Explained by Reference to Cows
- Pink Ping Pong Balls
- Job Application
- Transcripts from the General Motors help line
- A parable about generality in architecture
- Quantum theory of socks
- Barney, original
- Ostrich
- Mourn the death of another TV star
- The Eighteen Bottles
- Teaching Math
- Meat?
- Food for thought
- How to kill a South Dakota eel
- Rejection Letter Form
- The Problem of Pismonunciation
- The Executive and the Grease Monkey
- John the Farmer
- Like ships in the night
- Generations compared
- Bear Warning!!
- Agriculture Politics
- Christmas Party
- Valentine letter
- From Yuppie Executive to Redneck in 35 Steps!
- The Borg versus Microsoft
- Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
- Types of Chain Mail
- Life
- The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
- New Darwin Awards 2005
- A 'Life' Story - Something to Think About!
- New Living Will Form
- Subtly sexual, 1996, U.S. policy on child-bearing
- Important Emails
- Take Care of the Big Rocks First
- The Ants Tale (A modern Aesops Fable)
- Microsoft Waiter
- Cromwell and Rasputin
- BC
- Mathematical Language
- Bill Maher's New Rules
- Statisticians
- Time share holiday advert
- Men Are From Mars
- All That Good Info
- Classifications of postings to various popular groups
- Job Application
- More anecdotes on old institutions.
- Yes, Virginia, there is a Cthulhu
- A short dictionary of construction terminology
- Captain Picard Encounters the Borg
- Quantum theory of socks
- You know you're living in the Millennium when:-
- Another compendium of history
- Children Books that will never be published
- Attainable New Year's Resolutions
- The World's Thinnest Books
- A Modern (Cynical) Fable
- Gender
- Redneck Tips
- The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
- A Guide to Walking Tigers
- Just Fred
- Politically Correct Snow White for the 90s
- People Over 34 Should Be Dead
- Prison vs Full-Time-Job - A Comparative Study
- 100 Reasons It's Better to be a Guy
- Chinese Proverbs - Modern
- McDonald's Soliloquy
- Long Cold Winter
- Guide to the Male Vocabulary
- Thirsty Arab
- The relationship between men and women
- Dark In Here
- Engineers Explained
- Ever Wonder
- Asian Hotel
- King Arthur
- Periodic Elements
- Life Across The USA
- Job Ads Made Easy
- Considerations
- International sex
- How to Address a Politically Correct Business Letter
- Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
- My Dog Named Sex
- Insuarance Forms
- If your family tree doesn't fork
- Kid's answer about Love
- Real answers given on various chat & quiz shows
- UNCLE FRANK
- Bicycles
- A joke my father always liked...
- Mathematical Language
- To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert
- Advice needed
- Overworked - Aussi definition
- Blonde in plane
- Dead Rabbit
- Englishman - Frenchman
- Wedding fighting
- Bee in her pants
- P*ssed up
- Why do men pee standing up?
- New shoes
- The photographer
- Halloween party
- Dont lie to your mother
- A good Irish man
- Woman driver
- Heaven and Hell
- Blonde at school
- Pregnant woman
- Sean Connery interview
- Alex Ferguson
- Muscly Man
- Bad Translations From Places Afar
- Children's Books to Avoid
- Macbeth 95
- A Shorter, Harsher Titanic Movie Script
- The Difference Between Men and Women
- Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
- IBM Virtual Universe Operating System
- Unix man page for GNUecho
- Useful Hawaiian Phrases
- Get Rich Slow
- Experience Great Sex
- Unified Field Theory
- Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord
- The Dr. Seuss Version of the 4 Questions
- Declaration of Independence Reply
- Clarification
- DEC Rainbow User's Guide
- Clarification
- Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
- Attention Bridge Buyers
- You Might be a Child of the 80's If...
- Automobile Tool Definitions
- All Repairs Day
- I'm Glad I'm a ...
- How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity
- Little Red Riding Hood, Updated
- Men's Rules for Women
- Men Vs. Women
- Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network
- Microsoft vs. Department of Justice
- Mom's Brownies
- MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- NASA Press Release
- Unix man page for NCM
- Twelve Steps to Not Thinking
- Quantum Physics
- You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
- Research Paper Glossary
- Morny, Rune-sore-bees
- Chocolate Layer Cake 1040
- The Exam
- Vowels to Bosnia
- McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
- Women's English
- Company Christmas Party Memo
- 36 Signs You Might Be A Yankee
- Office Dares
- Backyard Archaeology
- Look Before You Leap
- BMW Drivers
- Bill Gates meets God
- LA School Math Test
- MasterCard Wedding
- Business liason
- The Parrott
- The hooker
- The Sultan
- Beckham and Fergie
- Lonely Woman
- Man Utd Fans
- Ranch hand wanted...
- Pussy
- 2 Irishmen in a pet shop
- Differences between Men & Women
- The Whitley Estate Olympic Bid
- NOTIFICATION OF COMPULSORY ENLISTMENT
- Dear IT Support Help Desk
- The tracks of my tears...
- Blonde in Louisana
- Stiffy
- Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
- Rough guide to boozing
- Prostitute
- Scouse couple
- Husband Shopping Centre
- Resume fluffs
- Stages of drunkeness
- Politically Correct Snow White for the 90s
- Things to Ponder
- The Frog and The Penis
- The dead frog
- Revenge
- Men and they're BBQ's
- Guide to dating
- An Australian, Irishman & Scouser meet Jesus
- Politically Correct Three Little Pigs
- The Politically Correct Tale of Little Red Riding Hood
- Men's Quiz
- Woman's Revenge
- Engineers Explained
- Paddy and the two arseholes
- The Irish Virgin
- Two men in the desert
- Christmas With Louise
- Veterinary practice
- B.A.R.S. Virus
- Passion for beans
- Sex problems
- The Prize Parrot
- Hell, Beer, Sex, the Devil and...
- The Worlds Best Fighting Dog
- A.T.R
- Three Tortoises
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Hippie and the Nun
- Player
- Englishman,Australian,Frenchman
- The Monkey
- Diary of an Irish Man Living in Canada
- Sex Therapy
- Duck Tales
- US Army offers early retirement
- The Tax Man
- Never fly off the handle when...
- Speeding
- He who drinks Australian...
- Underwear
- Away Gauls
- New Zoo Job
- Air Lingus Flight 101
- Sipping Vodka
- The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police
- Beckam's Postcard home
- The Tables are Turned
- Chinese Torture
- Michael Caine's party
- Preacher's Ass
- Alcohoroscopes
- Women Speak In Estrogen and Men Listen in Testosterone
- Cant get it up
- Fancy Dress Frolics
- Sysadmin resignation letter
- The Pope
- The Zipper
- 1st or 3rd grade?
- Latest Stock Market Report
- Never bet with old ladies
- Why Do Men Die First?
- Life's embarrassing moments
- Police Warning To All Men
- Bus conductor
- Survival weekend
- Mafia's new collector
- EURO English
- Coke vs Water
- Rich Indian
- Extract from the Australian Etiquette Handbook
- Trouble-shooter's guide to alcohol
- Marriage Test
- No Nursing Home for me
- Police warning for Men
- Cheap chicken
- Married life
- Not guilty
- RESUME: George W. Bush
- Idiots of the Year: 2002
- What is your Southern Sign?
- The Farmer
- Sex Education Tips for Women
- Dogs think differently than wise little cats
- Adam and God
- Those were the days
- Golytely
- WC
- Male and Female arithmetic
- Too much scrabble
- Waiter efficiency
- Translation problems
- Biker and Old Lady
- Irish Confession
- Civil Liberties
- A young builder
- Computer gender
- Piano player
- A few top tips
- Primary School Football - The Rules
- The Cave, Do Not Distribute Outside The Organisation.
- Apartment rental
- McDonalds?
- Dear Alcohol
- CyberSex
- French To Walk On The Sun
- Irishman and the shopping bargins
- Worse things in Life
- Don't Fart In Bed
- The Bearhunter
- Sven G.E., Beckham and Millionaire
- The Bible told me so
- Replies Put on Child Support Agency Forms
- His N Hers Diary's
- Men and Women
- Delia's Way -v- The Real Woman's Way
- The Garden
- Why Women arre happier
- Wise old words
- 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule
- 2004 Republican National Convention Schedule
- Good luck Mr. Gorsky
- Solid Gold Urinal
- Letter to Girlfriend
- Boys: Rejoice! Girls: Prepare.
- Irish personal ads
- Hangover ratings
- Poen about Timbuktu
- Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
- Dear Mum and Dad...
- Bush Administration
- Women over 30
- Afghani TV Guide
- How NOT to ask your boss for a pay rise
- The doctor's receptionist
- Embarrassing date
- Dear Diary
- Letter from Human Resources
- Avoiding the Flu
- Advice Needed
- Birthday Not To Forget
- Actual Bumper Stickers
- Mathematical Equations
- The Seamstress
- Farmer John
- Eighteen Bottles of Whiskey
- Open Letter to French Prime Minister
- My Dog, Sex
- An Executive Buys a Mercedes Benz
- Aging with a Smile
- Euro English Unification
- Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
- The Monk's Story
- The Donkey
- EuroEnglish
- Girlfriend 7.0
- La Boite Bleue
- The Barber
- Enchanted Snake
- World Ideologies Explained by Reference to Cows
- Pink Ping Pong Balls
- Job Application
- Transcripts from the General Motors help line
- A parable about generality in architecture
- Quantum theory of socks
- Barney, original
- Ostrich
- Mourn the death of another TV star
- The Eighteen Bottles
- Teaching Math
- Meat?
- Food for thought
- How to kill a South Dakota eel
- Rejection Letter Form
- The Problem of Pismonunciation
- The Executive and the Grease Monkey
- John the Farmer
- Like ships in the night
- Generations compared
- Bear Warning!!
- Agriculture Politics
- Christmas Party
- Valentine letter
- From Yuppie Executive to Redneck in 35 Steps!
- The Borg versus Microsoft
- Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
- Types of Chain Mail
- Life
- The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
- New Darwin Awards 2005
- A 'Life' Story - Something to Think About!
- New Living Will Form
- Subtly sexual, 1996, U.S. policy on child-bearing
- Important Emails
- Take Care of the Big Rocks First
- The Ants Tale (A modern Aesops Fable)
- Microsoft Waiter
- Cromwell and Rasputin
- BC
- Mathematical Language
- Bill Maher's New Rules
- Statisticians
- Time share holiday advert
- Men Are From Mars
- All That Good Info
- Classifications of postings to various popular groups
- Job Application
- More anecdotes on old institutions.
- Yes, Virginia, there is a Cthulhu
- A short dictionary of construction terminology
- Captain Picard Encounters the Borg
