You know you're living in the Millennium when:-

You know you're living in the Millennium when:-


1. You accidentally try to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to
get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
10. Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your
best jokes.
13. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries
annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the
latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours boots
up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your
department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time
management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
21. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".


AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...


22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends"
24. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list
already, but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway.
25. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
except to send you jokes from the net.

Submitted by: BigAl
Category: Essays and Articles
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