Two men in the desert

Two men are wondering through the desert and they're at death's door.

As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts of bacon.

"Oh my, Pepe" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"

"You're right!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food.

But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! What on earth happened?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out

"Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree . . .




wait for it !!!!!!........................


it's a "Ham Bush!"

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