The Zipper

Steve goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Steve's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Steve finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Steve to help him out. Being a kind soul, Steve says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"

Steve says, "OK."

Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"

Steve replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Steve pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Steve to point it for him, and Steve points for him. Steve then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Steve, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Steve says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.

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