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Jean Pierre, World War One flying fighter ace calls up his girlfriend Brigitte one day and he says "Brigitte, how would you, like to go on a picnic, wiz me?"

Brigitte she say "oui oui!!"

So ze are at ze park wiz ze blanket spread and Jean Phillipe he turn to Brigitte and he say "Oh Brigitte, how I would love to kiss your ruby red lips".

Brigitte say "oui oui!"

Just before he does he pull out a bottle of red wine and... SPLASH!! Throws it all over her face!

Brigitte squeals and say "Jean Pierre, what are you doing?!"

He say, "baby, I am Jean Pierre, world war one flying fighter ace, and I always have red meat with red wine".

"Oh Jean" Brigitte simpers.

Things are becoming more heated, more amorous, and Jean Pierre say to Brigitte, "Brigitte how I would love to play with your silky smooth globes!"

Brigitte say "oui oui!"

Just before he does he pull out a bottle of white wine and... SPLASH!! Throws it all over her chest!

Brigitte squeals and say "Jean Pierre, what are you doing?!"

He say, "baby, I am Jean Pierre, world war one flying fighter ace and I always follow white meat with white wine".

"Oh Jean" Brigitte simpers.

Now it eez on, they are rolling around, hot with passion, then Jean Pierre, he say, "Brigitte, my love, how I would love, no, need to taste of your secret place!"

Brigitte say "oui oui!"

Just before he does, he pull out a bottle of cognac... SPLASH!! Then he pulls out a lighter... WHOOSH!!

Batting at the flames, Brigitte screams "Jean Pierre, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

He say, "baby, I am Jean Pierre, world war one flying fighter ace, and when I go down? I go down in flames!!"

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