Piano player

A man walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a beer. As he sat there sipping his beer he realized that the bar seemed a little dull.

The man, speaking to the bartender said, "You need to get some entertainment in this place."

At that point the bartender reached under the bar and pulled out a miniature grand piano and placed it on the bar. The bartender then reached under the bar and pulled out a little man in a tuxedo. The bartender placed the little man on the bar; the little man walked up to the piano, sat down, and began playing the most beautiful music that the patron had ever heard.

The patron was astonished, and speaking to the bartender he said, "That is the most amazing thing that I have ever seen! How did you ever find a miniature piano player, I cannot believe this!"

The bartender replied, "While walking on the beach one day several years ago, I found a lamp. I picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie told me that I could have anything that I wanted, one wish. "

"Wow," exclaimed the patron, "do you still have the lamp."

"Yes," replied the bartender, he then reached under the bar, produced the lamp and set it in front of the patron.

The patron greedily grabbed the lamp, began rubbing furiously; out popped a genie. The genie told the patron that he could have one wish, anything that his heart desired. The patron licked his lips, and wished for a million bucks.

Right then a million ducks appeared in the bar. Ducks were everywhere. Fearing for their lives, the patron and the bartender dove behind the bar. The patron, yelling to be heard over the incessant quacking, said, "What in the world happened?

I did not wish for a million ducks!"

The bartender yelled, "And you think that I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

Submitted by: lucy
Category: Essays and Articles
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