The Bearhunter

One day a hunter who loves furs decided he wants a fur of a bear to decorate his fireplace. He goes into forest to look for a bear.He sees a bear in the bushes at aproximately 100 meters and he carefully aims his huntingrifle and shoots. The bear drops and the hunter walks towards the place wear the bear dropped. Arrived at the scene the hunter can't find the bear and doesn't understand it at all. Than all of a sudden he gets knocked on his shoulder. He lookes over his shoulder and damn, it's the bear. The bear says:'you're going to suck my dick, or I'll kill you'. The hunter hasn't got a choice and gives the bear a blowjob.

The next thay the hunter is really pissed off and goes back into the forest to shoot the bear. This time he takes a M-16 with him. He looks around for the bear and when he sees it he aims his M-16 and shoots at the bear untill he runs out of bullits. After the shooting he is still a bit shaky and walks towards the scene. He looks around but no trace of the bear again. The hunter thinks that maybe the bear has been blown away by the amount of firepower and walks futher into the forest. Than all of a sudden he gets knocked on his shoulder. He lookes over his shoulder and damn, it's the bear again. The bear says:'you're going to suck my dick, or I'll kill you'. The hunter hasn't got a choice and agains gives the bear a blowjob.

The hunter feels very humiliated and is very mad. What ever it takes, he will get back at the bear. To make sure he will kill it this time he goes into the forest in a armytank. After a while he sees the damned bear again and and fires 5 missiles and a dozen rounds of ammunition at the bear. This will teach him he thinks. When all the smoke of the heavy fire has cleared he enters the scene, but he can't find the bear. The hunter looks and looks but no trace. The hunter thinks that he probably has shot the bear into a million pieces. Never mind that bearfur, he's glad the bear has been wasted. Than all of a sudden he gets knocked on his shoulder. He lookes over his shoulder and damn, how is it possible, it's the bear!!! The bear says:'You're not here for the hunting, are you?!'.

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