2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule

2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00pm - Secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton -
collection taken during the prayer for palimony.
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Antiwar rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Roundtable discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None."
9:15pm - Bill & Hillary Clinton host a seminar on "The Successfull Selling
of White House & Air Force One Mementos on eBay"
9:30pm - * Intermission * Special Guest SOLOIST JANE FONDA
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn.
10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30pm - Seminar: "The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to
National Security."
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
11:00pm - Alternative marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:50pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am- Nomination of democratic candidate.
12:01am- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:02am- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

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