Bush Administration

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to replace a lightbulb?

The answer is 10.

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the lightbulb or support darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a lightbulb and screwing the country.
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