Chinese Proverbs - Modern

  • "Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly."
  • "Virginity like bubble. One prick -- all gone!"
  • "Man who run in front of car get tired."
  • "Man who run behind car get exhausted."
  • "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
  • "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
  • "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
  • "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
  • "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
  • "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
  • "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
  • "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
  • "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
  • "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
  • "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
  • "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
  • "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
  • "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
  • "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
  • "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."
  • "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
  • "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
  • "Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
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