Englishman - Frenchman

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

  • The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
  • The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
  • The Frenchman thought - "That ****ing Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
  • The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".
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