Blonde at school

A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and
says: “Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other
girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That’s
good, innit?”
“Yes darling, very good.”
“Is that because I’m blond?”
“Yes darling, it’s because you’re blond.”
Next day, the girl comes back from school and says: “Mummy, today at
school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D,
but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That’s good, innit?”
“Yes darling, very good.”
“Is that because I ‘m blond, mummy?”
“Yes darling it’s because you’re blond.”
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: “Mummy, today we went
swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at
me!”
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D chest at her mum. “Is that
because I’m blond, mummy?”
“No darling, that’s because you’re 28.”
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