Alex Ferguson

Alex Ferguson is the one of the guests of honour at the Miss World
Beauty pageant. During the interval all the guests and contestants
are mingling over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by three of the most
beautiful women in the world.

Miss Venezuela pops the first question. "Sir Alex, I admire your
management skills and all you have achieved and the trophies you have
won." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then
lowers the left strap of her dress and reveals her left breast and
says,"Can you autograph this please?" Sir Alex now bemused, duly
obliges.

Miss Croatia pops the second question. "Sir Alex, I admire the way
you play psychological games with your opponents even before you play
them." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then
lowers the right strap of her dress and reveals her right breast and
says,"Can you autograph this please?" Sir Alex, again bemused, duly
obliges.

Miss Argentina pops the third question. "Sir Alex, I admire the way
you motivate your players and shield them like they were your own
sons." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then
lifts up her dress and reveals the fact she is wearing no underwear
at all and is completely shaved, and says, "Can you please autograph
this please."

At this, Sir Alex just loses it, "NO! NO! NO! The last time I signed
a bald Argentinian c**t it cost me £28 million!!!"

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