Muscly Man

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender
can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large
muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The
bartender hands him the beer and says,
'You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it's
really phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?'
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
'One day', he begins, 'I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard
someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog
that
was sitting next to a stream.'
'No sh*t?' says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued. 'Kiss me, kiss me and
I
will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.'
'Keep going!'.
I looked around to see if I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The
frog turned into a beautiful voluptuous naked woman She said, 'You now have
3 wishes.'
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, ' I want a body like
Arnold Schwarzenegger.!'
She nodded and snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was so big that I
ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!, she then asked
'What
is your second wish?'
'What next?', asked the bartender.
'I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ' I want to make
sensuous love with you by the stream' She nodded, laid down and beckoned
me. We made love right there by the stream for hours!! god I was a love
machine. Afterwards, as we lay next to each other, sweating from our
glorious love making she whispered in my ear, 'You know you have one more
wish, what will it be?'
I looked at her and replied 'How about a little head?'
Submitted by: calorman
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