Best Chat Up Lines Ever

For those of you who do go out and chat people up!

  • (Lick your finger and touch his/her top) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

  • Do you want to come back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell my mate we did any way?

  • We could be dangerous. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

  • I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

  • Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

  • I lost my phone number-can I have yours?

  • Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

  • Would you like to have breakfast with me?

  • Say 'no' to me and I'll give you a piece of my mind.....

  • Say 'yes' and I'll give you a piece of something else.

  • S*x is a you want to die happy?

  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?

  • Nice legs, what time do they open?

  • Be unique and different, say yes.

  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

  • Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.

  • Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

  • You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.

  • Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.

  • You remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you.

  • I'm English. Do you have any English in you? Would you like some?

  • Hey babe, how about a drink and some s*x? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you drink?

  • Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.

  • Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

  • If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

  • Do you know the essential difference between s*x and conversation? No. Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

  • I'm gonna have s*x with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

  • I'd really like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

  • I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, fancy one more sin?

  • Excuse me, love, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

  • I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock.

  • Hey my shoes are having a party, why don't you tell your knickers to come down?

  • Hi, have you got a socket for my pocket rocket?

  • (At the photocopier) "Reproducing huh?" "Can I help?"

  • Grab some ice, smash it on the table and say:Now that I've broken the ice,will you sleep with me?

  • What winks and sh*gs like a tiger? (said while winking)

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