Training courses for men

  • Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
  • Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
  • Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
  • Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
  • Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
  • Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
  • Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
  • Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
  • Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
  • Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.
  • Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises,meditation and breathing techniques.
  • Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
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