Chinese Proverbs

  • Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
  • Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
  • Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
  • Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  • Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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