Things guys should know about girls

  • Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
  • We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
  • Don't say you understand when you don't.
  • Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
  • You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
  • Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
  • If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
  • Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
  • We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
  • A system in ! your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
  • No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
  • It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
  • If you did some! thing wrong or even if you didn't,apologise.
  • Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
  • We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. We are DrAmA queens.
  • Fashion police do exist.
  • Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
  • We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
  • Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
  • We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
  • Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
  • Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
  • Even if you think it is cool! to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
  • Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that.
  • It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
  • We are beautiful at all times.
  • We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
  • You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
  • Most importantly: we are always right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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