50 things women can't do

  1. know anything about a car except its colour
  2. understand a film plot
  3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
  4. lift
  5. throw
  6. run
  7. park
  8. fart
  9. read a map
  10. rob a bank
  11. resist Ikea
  12. sit still
  13. tell a joke
  14. play pool
  15. pay for dinner
  16. eat a kebab whilst walking
  17. pee out of a train window
  18. argue without shouting
  19. get told off without crying
  20. understand fruit machines
  21. walk past a shoe shop
  22. make a decent bacon sandwich
  23. not comment on a strangers clothes
  24. use small amounts of toilet paper
  25. let you sleep with a hangover
  26. drink a pint gracefully
  27. get a round in
  28. throw a punch
  29. do magic
  30. like your friends
  31. enjoy p*rn
  32. eat a really hot curry
  33. get to the point
  34. buy plain envelopes
  35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
  36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
  37. avoid credit card debt
  38. dive into a pool
  39. assemble furniture
  40. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
  41. set a video recorder
  42. not try and change you
  43. watch a war filmunderstand why flirting results in violence
  44. spend a day by themselves
  45. go to the toilet by themselvesbuy a purse that fits in their pocket
  46. choose a video quickly
  47. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
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