Been at college too long when...

  • You consider McDonald's "real food"
  • You actually like doing laundry at home
  • 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
  • It starts getting late on the weeknights
  • Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
  • You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
  • You'd rather clean than study
  • "How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
  • Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
  • Minesweeper is more than a game, it's a way of life
  • You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
  • You know the pizza boy by name
  • You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
  • You live for getting mail
  • Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
  • Prank phone calls become funny again
  • It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
  • Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the outside world)
  • You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
  • Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
  • Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
  • You find out milk crates had so many uses
  • Wal-mart is the coolest store
  • The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
  • You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long
Submitted by: goat
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