Top Bumper Stickers

  • Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
  • Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
  • Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
  • Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
  • I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
  • WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
  • Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
  • Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
  • Heart Attacks.God's revenge for eating his animals
  • Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
  • If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
  • Hang up and drive!!
Submitted by: calorman
Category: Lists
Current Rating: 4.5000
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