I must be more P.C.

Being politically correct about the opposite sex:

  • He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
  • He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
  • He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
  • He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
  • He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
  • He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
  • He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
  • He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
  • He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
  • She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
  • She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
  • She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
  • She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
  • She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
  • She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
  • She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
  • She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
  • She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
  • She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
  • She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
  • She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
  • She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
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