Subject: You Know You're From California When...

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
8. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US
9. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
10. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
11. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay re! p is a guy in drag.
12. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
13. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:"STORM WATCH 2003."
14. You pass by a high school and most of the kids you see are talking on a cell phone.
15. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
16. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
20. The Terminator is your new governor.

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