20 Excuses to carry Vodka


1.To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2.To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3.To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills the germs.
4.Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. (stuff mud baths ...bring on the vodka baths!!)
7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healty hair.
8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable  ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes...
10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11.Make your own mouthwash by mixing 9 tablespoons powdered cinammon with 1cup vodka.Seal in an airtight container for 2weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. (Don't swallow)
12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.
13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anaesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.
14. TO treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons crushed rosemary.Let sit 2 days, strain through a  coffee filter, massage into your scalp and let dry.
15. To treat and earache, put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain.Vodka will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.
16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth  to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
17. To cure foot odour, wash your feet with vodka.
18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
19. Swish a shot of  vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain (repeat at regular intervals if pain persists)

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20. if all else fails, just turn the  bottle upside-down and drink it. Then nothing else will matter anyway!
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