20 Signs You May Have PMS

  1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
  2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelete.
  3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
  4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
  5. Your'e using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-eat-****."
  6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
  7. You stop reading Glamour and start reading Guns and Ammo.
  8. You consider chocolate a major food group.
  9. You suddenly spurt "All I ever do is give,give,give." when someone asks for the salt at the table.
  10. You buy your husband a new T-shirt.....with a bulls-e ye on the fr ont.
  11. You deny yo u're in a bad mood as you pop a clip into your semi-automatic.
  12. The stores can't keep enough chocolate in stock to appease you.
  13. Security cancels your flight to New York.
  14. You are female.
  15. Everybody's head looks like a squishy stress-reliever ball.
  16. Everyone within your immediate reach is dead.
  17. Men's faces contort and then they flee from your path in terror.
  18. People are avoiding you - and you rembered to shower this time.
  19. The knife sticking from your co-worker's forehead.
  20. You just killed a man for looking at your waist.
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