Recipe for Sex

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

  1. Look into laughing eyes.
  2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
  3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
  4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
  5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
  6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5.

If cake rises, leave town

Submitted by: BodGer
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