Bumper Stickers for Women

Princess, having had sufficient experoience with princes, seeks frog.
If they don't have choclate in heaven... I ain't going!
You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
If we are what we eat... I'm fast,cheap and easy.
Oh My God, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Starlight Starbright, where the hell is Mr Right ?
I want my man to have a VCR: Very Cute Rear
I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong
In God we trust - All others we monitor
I'm in touch with my inner bitch
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR
Not Drunk. Just Blonde.
51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
I'm busy.You're ugly. Have a nice day.
So many men...so few who can afford me
Veni, Vedi, VISA: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
I hate everybody...and you're next.
You KNOW you want me.
Don't stare at me, buy me a drink.
Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.
Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
How about never? Is never good for you?
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
I'm really easy to get along with, once you learn to worship me.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
I'm pissing the whole planet off- one person at a time.
I'm not infantile ... You stinkybutt poophead.
I see dumb people.
And which dwarf are you?
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. I don't even know why I left the the house.
I'm sorry honey, I just don't have the energy to fake it tonight.
I'm not into stroking, and that includes egos.
When I need someone to: spend my money, drink my whiskey, and tell me what to do; I'll let you know.
Your opinion means a lot to us here at "F**k-You World...but you're holding up the line.
I've got the attitude...and YOU'VE got the problem.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
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