Famous Last Words Throughout History

a. "Nero, do you smell smoke?" -Rome, 117 AD
b. "Here's your recon report General Custer.." -Custer's Last Stand, 1876
c. "I wonder what kind of reception we'll get?" -Brazillian football team returns home after losing FIFA World Cup
d. "Aw, C'mon who the hell's gonna find out?" -Bill Clinton
e. "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.." -General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the US Civil War
f. "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
g. "So, you're a cannibal" -David Livingstone, Africa 1873
h. "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859.
i. "What the hell was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
j. "You want WHAT on the ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
k. "You know, someone could actually use this equation to blow the world to hell" -Albert Einstein discovers E=mc2
l. "So, you're a feminist? Isn't that precious?" -Male chauvinist at a feminist rally late 20th Century
m. "That birthmark on your head looks like 999" - The Antichrist revealed, sometime in the future
n. "Godfather, why did you kiss me on the cheek?" -Somewhere in Sicily, 1920's
o. "Stay back, this could hurt someone." -R.Budd Dwyer, former treasurer of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. When saying this, Dwyer was brandishing the handgun with which he shot himself in the head moments later.
p. "What do you mean my phaser is only on 'Stun'?" -Captain Kirk, USS Enterprise 2380 AD
"It can't possibly rain for forty days and forty nights." 3000 B.C.
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