The Year's Best (Actual) Headlines of 2003

The Year's Best (Actual) Headlines of 2003


    * Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
    * Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    * Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    * Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
    * Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    * Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
    * Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    * Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
    * Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    * Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    * War Dims Hope for Peace
    * If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    * Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    * Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    * Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    * Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    * New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    * Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    * Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    * Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
    * Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    * Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    * And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
      Hundreds Dead
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