The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

  1. The Doctor:Because he tells you to take off your clothes.
  2. The Dentist:Because,he tells you to open wide.
  3. The Milkman:Because,he asks you;do you want it in the front or the back?
  4. The Hairdresser:Because,he asks you do you want it blown or teased?
  5. The Interior Decorater:Because,he tells you once it's in you'll like it.
  6. The Banker:Because,he tells you,if you take it out to soon,you'll lose interest.
  7. Last But Not Least,The Hunter:Because,he goes deep into the bush,he always shoots twice,and he always eats what he shoots.
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