In the shower this morning, it occurred to me it would be useful to write a guide listing certain words and phrases that arise during code reviews and their actual, candid meanings. Hopefully this will help the communication process at technical reviews.

Review term or phrase                   Real Meaning 

I'm not sure this fits in If I have anything to do with our architecture. with it, this code will never see the light of day!

It's not clear that ... There's no way that ...

It occurred to me in the It occurred to me while reading shower this morning ... netnews today ...

I think that's against the That's not the way I arrange my coding standards. {whitespace, declarations, ifs, etc.}

This logic doesn't belong in If you do it this way, I'll have to this module. rework a whole bunch of stuff of mine.

Let's take this off line. If you carry on this pedantic discussion another minute, I'll scream.

Let's make that an action item. There's another thing you forgot.

Do we really want the user to see Wouldn't it be funny if the user this? saw this?

Doing it this way will be hard to I might have to maintain this maintain. someday.

This really needs to be documented. We could just leave it undocumented.

Let's set up a time to continue the If you all didn't talk so much, we'd review. be done by now.

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