Maybe Beer Isn't Better Than Women After All

Sometime ago there was a list of reasons why beer is better than women; the women responded with their reasons why cucumbers are better than men. Here's an attempt at making peace..

9 Reasons Why Beer May Not Be As Great As Women.

  1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off.
  2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.
  3. You can suck a beer at only one spot.
  4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.
  5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting.
  6. You can't eat a beer.
  7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.
  8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers
  9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.

Submitted by: anon
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