Lotto Winner

A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"

He says, "I don't care. Just get out!"

Submitted by: goat
Category: Love and marriage
Current Rating: 4.2500
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious