In the morning? Hell, I don't even respect you now!

A young man (YM) is on a date with a young woman (YW) and they go parking. After some heavy petting the YM asks the YW for oral sex. "No," says the YW, "you won't respect me." So the YM is content to wait. After they had been dating a few months, the YM again asks the YW for oral sex. Again the reply, "No, you won't respect me."

Eventually the two get married and the husband asks his bride "Honey, please, we're married now. You know I love you and respect you. Can we please have oral sex?" "No," she says, "I just know that if I do that you won't respect me." So the man waits... and waits... and waits....

After 20 years of marriage the man says, "Honey, we've been together 20 wonderful years now. We've raised three beautiful kids. You KNOW that I love you and respect you completely. How about oral sex, just once ???? Please ??????" and the wife finally gives in to her husband's wish and performs oral sex on him. After she is done they are lying in bed relaxing and the telephone rings. The husband turns to his wife and says, "Answer that you cocksucker."

Submitted by: goat
Category: Love and marriage
Current Rating: 4.0000
Not funny at all 0 1 2 3 4 5 Utterly hilarious