Walgreens

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: Are you the owner?

The pharmacist answers, Yes.

Jacob: Were about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?

Pharmacist: Of course we do.

Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?

Pharmacist: All kinds.

Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?

Pharmacist: Definitely.

Jacob: How about Viagra?

Pharmacist: Of course.

Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?

Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works.

Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinsons disease?

Pharmacist: Absolutely.

Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?

Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes.

Jacob: Wed like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

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Category: Love and marriage
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