At the nursery, the sales clerk said,

"I'm sorry sir, we don't have any African Violets in stock. We don't carry them at this time of year. Perhaps a nice potted geranium?"

"No," replied Kevin rather sadly, "It was African Violets that my wife told me to water while she was gone."

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