And he faced his mortality.....

I thought I would tell you about the closest I've ever come to strangling my husband.

We had only been engaged for a few weeks. We were walking into a convenience store when out came this blonde bombshell - bikini top, tiny shorts, absolutely gorgeous. As she jiggled past us, he took my hand. My heart swelled with pride and love - "even when he sees someone like that, he still thinks of me."

Then he leaned over and whispered, "You'd let me sleep with her, wouldn't you?"

Big mistake.

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