Triffle

*Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

*Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

*Yo mumma so fat, designers changed their clothes to "one size fits all cept ur mumma"

*Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.

*Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

*Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.

*yo mumma so fat she got her own MP

*Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

*Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

*Yo mama's so fat, she go anywhere she get a group discount.

*Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.

*Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

*Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I lose it

*Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.