The Cab Ride
A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central
Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped
out from behind a bush, opened the back door of
the cab and demanded to be taken to the airport.
The cab driver kept looking back at his passenger
in the rear view mirror, and she became irritated
and said, "Why do you keep staring at me?"
The cab driver replied, "Well, you don't have any
clothes on and no place to carry any money and
I am wondering how you are going to pay your fare?"
The woman opened her legs and pointed to her crotch and said, "How about me paying with this?"
The cab driver looked back at the woman and said, "Do you have anything smaller?"
The woman opened her legs and pointed to her crotch and said, "How about me paying with this?"
The cab driver looked back at the woman and said, "Do you have anything smaller?"
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