Useful Chinese Phrases

Chinese Phrase English Translation
Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu Let's sleep together
Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift
Chow Mai Dong Blow me
Dum Gai A stupid person
Dung On Mai Shu I stepped in feces
Fat Ho An unattractive woman
Gun Pao Der
An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia Approach me
Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi Not very good
Lin Ching An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse
Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people
Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile
Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.
Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice
Wel Hung Gai Is that a banana in your pocket?
Won Hung Low Southern Chinese dialect for Welcome
Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

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