You Know You're In Texas When...

*You can say 110 degrees without fainting."

*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off."

*You can make instant sun tea."

*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron."

*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly."

*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car."

*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window."

*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance."

*Hot water now comes out of both taps."

*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets."

*You actually burn your hand opening the car door."

*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work."

*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning."

*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

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