Honeymoon's over

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"So how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh Mother, " the new bride replied, "The honeymoon itself was wonderful-so romantic! But...."
Suddenly the young woman burst out crying.
Between sobs she exclaimed, "Mother, as soon as we returned, Johnny started using the most horrible language I've ever heard! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home...PLEASE Mother!"
"Now now dear," her mother said, "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What
4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mother, I'm so embarassed -- they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!" begged the girl.
"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. I'm your mother-tell me these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh Mother...words like: Wash, Iron, Dust and Cook!"

Submitted by: mandy
Category: Miscellanous
Current Rating: 4.0000
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