Zipper Down

When the bus arrived at its stop, the gorgeous woman at the head of the line tried to climb aboard but couldn't because of her tight- fitting clothes. Thinking quickly, she reached back and undid her zipper a little to allow more movement. Still, her outfit was too snug, so she lowered her zipper again. Unable to climb aboard, she adjusted it a third time, but again it wasn't enough to allow her to step up.

Tired of waiting, the man behind her gently grabbed her around the waist and hoisted her onto the bus.

"Who do you think you are to touch me in that way?" the woman asked him angrily.

"Well, ma'am," the man replied, "after you undid my fly, I thought we were pretty good friends."

Submitted by: calorman
Category: Miscellanous
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