Barracks Humor

Mr. Johnson got a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."

He did not understand her remark, but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw that my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary replied, "Why no, sir, all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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